Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Final Exam Answer Key

The truth. Answers to some of life’s biggest questions. Sponsored by the internet.

(1) What happens if I mix diet coke with mentos?

Answer: Bad things.

(2) Should the bible be taken literally?

Absolutely!

(3) Are you stuck in the friend zone?

Consult the graph!

(4) What’s wrong with the New York Knicks?

Scientists weigh in.

(5) How did we get here?

It's a long story.


(6) What has Kirk Cameron been up to since his days on the hit 80’s show Growing Pains?

Disproving evolution to save your soul.

(7) Can’t decide between dinner and dessert?

Don't!

(8) What are the consequences of your choices?

More than sticks and stones and broken bones.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

200 words is long? :)

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef twinkies... with a tall cup of Dr. Meat. Proteintastic!

5:03 PM  

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