10 Confessions

1. I have several t-shirts that do not, technically, belong to me.
2. I wash my hands both before and after using a public restroom.
3. I really enjoy playing fetch with a dog.
4. I don’t mind the occasional romantic comedy.
5. I refuse to read the newspaper or watch the news.
6. I find left-handedness very attractive.
7. I think I may be racist.
8. I always root against the Yankees, but I feel guilty when I’m happy that they lost.
9. I have to sit in corners while in public.
10. I failed first grade due to a clerical error.